Category Archive: Silly Haiku

Lucky Me!

Tarot book whispers, “Read me.” Chupa Chups demand, “Lick me.” Lucky me!   *Look what I got in the mail from Sarah of Vespertine House! Yay!! Thank you Sarah! (Click here to visit… Continue reading

Halloween Blood Boil

His blood was boiling – red in the face and angry. Who stole my candy?!   *Simmering photo by FlyTrapMan (Click here to visit his blog). ❤

Pink Icing Just out of his reach, Pop Tart flaunts her pink icing. Delicious nightmare.   *Inspired by a conversation with Francis of Qhapaq. xo *Yummy photo by FlyTrapMan. ❤

I Love Coffee

A cup of coffee – Black like your eye if you don’t give it to me now! *Yummy coffee beans photo by FlyTrapMan. ❤


Confessed his desires His fantasies vocalized She slapped his face twice   (Photo from

Sugary Stars

We fly through night skies Handful of sugary stars I feed Pegasus   *Spectacular photo from FlyTrapMan

Haiku Police

He slapped his face hard 5-7-5! Mel’s shouting Fine! I’ll rewrite it This haiku was inspired by Mellow Curmudgeon (Barry K Rosen) who is nothing short of a haiku guru. He also has… Continue reading

Dirty Gin

Ice cubes in the drink she gives him. They float and clink in the dirty gin. With his finger, he traces the side of her hip. A faint hint of danger he tastes… Continue reading

Beckoning Moon

  Full moon beckons him; White alabaster roundness. Nice butt, he whispers. Haiku usually appear without punctuation marks at the end of each line, but I added a semicolon and threw in a… Continue reading


  When you look at me I wish I’d worn a sweater You give me such chills   (Photo from