Category Archive: Silly Haiku

Biting Back

Ghost pepper bit back As I sank my teeth in it My tongue stung all day   *Inspired by a fun conversation with TheRaven6825 and also by her gorgeous poem on ghost peppers.… Continue reading

Trompe de Chasse

He blew the French Horn With lips that kissed me. Superb Two finger placement   *Photo from


Came upon a fork On the road so now I can Eat my spaghetti


Strum me on your lap Your breath on my neck. Pluck me Hear my body sing

Tucked Deep

In a cottage house tucked in the woods, just he hears her climaxing screams.


Music to her lips Clutching his harmonica Up and down she goes

A Gift

Unwrap me, she said He did, but afterwards thought Can I return this?

Digital Tea

Finger sandwiches Savoring. Taste you; taste me Don’t bite fingernails *This haiku was inspired by a funny conversation I was having with the irrepressible Tripleclicka.


My┬ádentist loves me Cavities from your kisses Much too sweet a treat   ***This haiku was inspired by Dr. Jonathan Neal Colter’s latest post on The Benefits of Sugar. Click here to read… Continue reading


Needing you invades My thoughts and the hunger grows I want pizza now