Beckoning Moon
Full moon beckons him;
White alabaster roundness.
Nice butt, he whispers.
Haiku usually appear without punctuation marks at the end of each line, but I added a semicolon and threw in a couple of periods to try and provoke a sense of curiosity in you…
Come close and let me whisper in your ear, because I don’t want to embarrass you with this rather personal question. Do you know when to use a semicolon? You’re right; it isn’t any of my business, but I’m just trying to be a friend, okay? Maybe you’d always wanted to learn but didn’t want to read something boring and unfunny. Let me ask you this then; would you like to learn to look cool and smart, dispensing a semicolon, from someone who is incredibly hilarious, witty, and quite edgy? Why yes, I am talking about fellow blogger, Katrina from Calliope Writing!
Click here and get ready to marvel, laugh, and maybe even add a point or two to your IQ!!!
*Superb moon photo by FlyTrapMan.
Mooning!
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Ha! Didn’t see that one coming!
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I enjoy sneaking up on you 😊
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“Be vewy, vewy quiet….I’m hunting wabbit! Huh-huh-huh!”
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Thanks for the shout-out! And great haiku, as always. 🙂
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It’s been fun! Thank you🌸🌷🌺
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All I can say is…. Nice curves…. Great haiku as always! Love how your personality shows through your writing!
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Oh, thank you very much, Tosh! 😘
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White alabaster roundness? I’m going to retire my pen and give up.
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Riiiiiight! You’re too good and funny…don’t be a dork. 🙂
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I looooooove being a dork.
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Hi, I can not tell a lie. I have no idea what Haiku is! Just started learning when I came on wordpress. The poems! Haiku! Many more I got no idea but yet I enjoy reading it.
It’s off topic, was wondering if you could help out a fellow blogger? Take a look.
http://aopinionatedman.com/2015/09/09/asking-for-help-please-share-and-help-me-find-my-sister/
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Just as long as you’re enjoying it, then it’s all good! I wish the very best for your friend. xo
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Thank you. I just love your website!
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Yours is awesome!
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Thanks for both the funny haiku and the pointer to Calliope Writing. I like to see good punctuation (and standard capitalization) in poetry. It’s the same attitude that underlies Occam’s Razor in phil of sci: the world is already plenty complicated; we don’t need obscurantist writing conventions to keep our minds busy.
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I actually thought of contacting you directly about Calliope, because I knew you’d really like her blog! I’m glad you visited today😊 I also have a surprise for you which you’ll receive no later than tomorrow. Xo
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Semi-colons? Hmm… I think I remember how to use them, more or less, but I’ll nip across to have a look. With any luck I’ll get some new ideas. It might be nice to start getting rid of some of that big pile of unused semi-colons I keep in my desk.
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Maybe have a semicolon garage/tag sale?
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