I sell collectibles and art online and often find the things I've found have hilarious and at times, dark stories to tell. It's thrilling for me to be creatively random, so always expect the unexpected in the things I share with you.
Fine, I feel like being a whiny bratt and saying, “Write it, write it, oh please, oh please, I want to see what she does to him!” But I wouldn’t do that. I am simply to dignified…
Poet Rummager 
Lol… Funny💕
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Thanks darling D! Glad it made you laugh. 💝
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Hilarious….
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Thanks Tosh! Aren’t haikus fun to write? 🎁
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Good one! And funny 😂
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Oh, thanks much! I love to hear you laughing 😜
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Haha that was so good to know.
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….and on the 7th day, God invented Walmart….
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😜😀😜
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Funny, then kind of sad. Expectations and desires disappointed.
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Ah, such is life! Just hope he’s tactful in returning the gift. 😊
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LMFAO!
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I wonder what would have happened if he said it out loud, as opposed to simply thinking it.. Things would really get gruesome then, wouldn’t they?
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We’re talking about a woman who would be scorned, so yeah, it would get really bloody very quickly!
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Fine, I feel like being a whiny bratt and saying, “Write it, write it, oh please, oh please, I want to see what she does to him!” But I wouldn’t do that. I am simply to dignified…
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