To: Angry Santa

Photo by –FlyTrapMan–


Didn’t mean to make you angry.

Let me hold you close —

my hands will show you my apology.

It’s Christmas, yet I know I don’t deserve a gift.

My stocking is by the fireplace all empty.

If I could just sit on your lap,

and you can whisper in my ear

the things I can do to be good to you.

Perhaps I can give you some Christmas cheer.

Mrs. Claus



Book Cover by –FlyTrapMan–


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Author: Rose Perez (Poet Rummager)
Photographs and Book Trailer by: Matt W. Childs (FlyTrapMan)


  1. Mrs. Claus (I believe also known as Pamela Anderson) certainly has been a naughty girl over and over again. Sitting on Santa’s lap is out of the realm of possibilities based on the physiologic response and Santa’s involuntary rise on these occasions. Instead, I would like to suggest she offer Santa the Baywatch collection on DVD for a night long viewing on Christmas Eve.

    Very cute Christmas poem!

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