To: Angry Santa

Photo by –FlyTrapMan–
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Didn’t mean to make you angry.

Let me hold you close —

my hands will show you my apology.

It’s Christmas, yet I know I don’t deserve a gift.

My stocking is by the fireplace all empty.

If I could just sit on your lap,

and you can whisper in my ear

the things I can do to be good to you.

Perhaps I can give you some Christmas cheer.

XOXO,
Mrs. Claus

 



 

Book Cover by –FlyTrapMan–

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When relationships go bad, what exactly can happen? Open your world to twenty of the most twisted characters you’ll ever encounter. Did these eye splintering tales actually happen or were they just a figment of a warped mind’s imagination? Don’t go far — you can find out for yourself before Christmas is even over… Warped comes out soon to all major book distributors!

As a gift to you, my twisted ebook, Warped ~ Historic & Fictional Relationships Gone Bad, will be **Available for FREE to download by Christmas Day!**

Author: Rose Perez (Poet Rummager)
Photographs and Book Trailer by: Matt W. Childs (FlyTrapMan)

30 comments

  1. Mrs. Claus (I believe also known as Pamela Anderson) certainly has been a naughty girl over and over again. Sitting on Santa’s lap is out of the realm of possibilities based on the physiologic response and Santa’s involuntary rise on these occasions. Instead, I would like to suggest she offer Santa the Baywatch collection on DVD for a night long viewing on Christmas Eve.

    Very cute Christmas poem!

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