Will You Be My Friend?
(By –FlyTrapMan–)
I’m smelly, mean, and hairy,
Claws, black eyes, twisted horn and an open maw.
Drooling puss—the stuff nightmares are made from.
All the little kids call me: monster scary.
I advise only looking at my back.
Ugly from the start.
Trust me—
My face will give you a heart-attack.
I once had friends, but last fall,
Something happened…
…Just a little hungry…
I ate them all.
No one will play with me.
They point, look, and whisper.
What? Is it my twisting tail? My tattered wings?
No one will tell me! Because of my last killing spree.
Come play in my room! Don’t mind the mess, or the human bone.
Shhh…if you listen closely…
The ghosts of my friends—
Moan and groan.
Who will be my next friend…you?
We can play checkers! We’ll have so much fun!
Come on in!
If you don’t mind your skin turning a little blue.
*Silly-funny poem & image by FlyTrapMan (Click here to visit and follow his blog). ❤
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Poet Rummager 
A super fun poem.
Excellent. 👻👻👻
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Yes, Fly’s poem is excellent. Thanks for visiting! 🙂
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Don’t stop writing. Keep rummaging.
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Haha! Sounds good!!
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Adorable ghost! Thanks T!! xo
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“This is one of the best poems ever written” — Robert Frost
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“This dead guy loves this poem!
So, let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. ” — Beetlejuice
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That’s strange — I just watched the part in Beetlejuice — when he grabbed his crotch and then kicked over the model tree. Weird.
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I know! I’m in your closet. Haha!! I can see you dancing and singing to the Banana Song. You do, don’t you?!
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Great poem and great image. Some people try to tell us that ugly things aren’t necessarily evil. Good job we know better. Ugly + evil = ROCK!
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