Tag Archive: comedy

Concrete

I heard you smiling It crackled through the concrete The sound scared my cat *Today I made our grumpy neighbor smile.  He asked me if I knew who parked a car in front… Continue reading

Freddy

Last date with Freddy He keeps picking his boogers I want to vomit *I see people doing this on the bus. One of my biggest pet peeves. Ugh!

Lost at Sea

Sail away with me. No one would find you; only the crabs in the sea. *My writings are inspired by the things I find.  Please visit my About page for the link to… Continue reading

Come and Go

Ghosts make bad boyfriends They come unexpectedly Then just disappear *My silly writings are inspired by the things I find.  Please see my About page for the link to  my ebay store.

Angel’s Fall

Angel fell to earth She patted her head. I said, Hi! She said, Halo?   *My silly writings are inspired by the things I find.  Please click on my About page to see… Continue reading

Sweet Murder

Someone shot Cupcake in the garden. Pink and white frosting splashed on leaves   Thank you, Mr. Att, for the use of your beautiful photo! xo, Rose ***Click here to see more of… Continue reading

Sticky Situation

Headless Horseman knocks I open the door. He asks, May I borrow glue?

The Cat Did It

Toy head on my chair My cat, Timi’s telling me, Play with me or else *Our cat, Timid (Timi), loves her toys and has decapitated one of them, or so it seems and… Continue reading

Temptations

The devil tempts me Cookies for your soul, dear child? Oreos? Hell, yeah! *We only have one Old World Christmas sandwich cookie ornament left  *SOLD* in our ebay store for $7.99 including U.S.… Continue reading

Merda

What a little shit! She admired her dainty work Then shut the toilet lid. *Believe it or not, this immature haiku was inspired by an unsuspecting fortune cookie which had this innocent message in its crack:… Continue reading