I heard you smiling It crackled through the concrete The sound scared my cat *Today I made our grumpy neighbor smile. He asked me if I knew who parked a car in front… Continue reading
Last date with Freddy He keeps picking his boogers I want to vomit *I see people doing this on the bus. One of my biggest pet peeves. Ugh!
Sail away with me. No one would find you; only the crabs in the sea. *My writings are inspired by the things I find. Please visit my About page for the link to… Continue reading
Ghosts make bad boyfriends They come unexpectedly Then just disappear *My silly writings are inspired by the things I find. Please see my About page for the link to my ebay store.
Angel fell to earth She patted her head. I said, Hi! She said, Halo? *My silly writings are inspired by the things I find. Please click on my About page to see… Continue reading
Someone shot Cupcake in the garden. Pink and white frosting splashed on leaves Thank you, Mr. Att, for the use of your beautiful photo! xo, Rose ***Click here to see more of… Continue reading
Headless Horseman knocks I open the door. He asks, May I borrow glue?
What a little shit! She admired her dainty work Then shut the toilet lid. *Believe it or not, this immature haiku was inspired by an unsuspecting fortune cookie which had this innocent message in its crack:… Continue reading