She unwrapped her gift –
shimmery white and pointy.
Oh, thanks, my new fangs!
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Nice fangs! 😊
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Very clever Rose.
I thought she was going to get
a nice set of wine glasses. Haha.
But oh no.
A new set of pointy teeth. Lol. 😃
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Thanks Alan!! Fang-tastic! I surprised you again😊
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Beats the alternative, dentures! 😀
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Dentures are so passé, Dr. J! Fangs are the latest trend. 😉
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Hope she said, “Fangs very much.” (Sorry, it’s Christmas so I’ve been with my kids all day. I haven’t had the chance to adjust my wit setting yet.)
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I liked it and smiled! Your kids are lucky to have a father as fun as you are 🙂 🎄
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Fangs, Rose. 🙂
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One of these days, T, I just may take you up on your offer!! 🐉🐉🐉
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Fangs that can be swapped in and out would be nice for members of her misunderstood minority, so persecuted by thoughtless throwers of garlic and pullers of curtains. As the Vampire Bunny says:
With coprophagy
as the alternative, you
might suck blood also.
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Ugh. Mellow! I will drink blood before eating shit😜
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