Tag Archive: absurd


My dentist loves me Cavities from your kisses Much too sweet a treat   ***This haiku was inspired by Dr. Jonathan Neal Colter’s latest post on The Benefits of Sugar. Click here to read… Continue reading

For Breakfast

Don’t give me your heart I’ll devour it with pancakes And maple syrup

Mad Love

 (Photo from Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior) I first saw you in the corner store buying a pack of cigarettes dressed in black and looking like Mad Max. You smiled at me,… Continue reading


Needing you invades My thoughts and the hunger grows I want pizza now

Prince Pervert

The sleeping princess Makes prince crave more than a kiss Chaperoned visits


She cursed from the pain An arrow lodged in her chest Ah, damn you, Cupid


I heard you smiling It crackled through the concrete The sound scared my cat *Today I made our grumpy neighbor smile.  He asked me if I knew who parked a car in front… Continue reading


Last date with Freddy He keeps picking his boogers I want to vomit *I see people doing this on the bus. One of my biggest pet peeves. Ugh!


The earth gasps and quakes Alien spaceships invade We are in deep shit Thank you, Mega, for the use of your cool animation! xo, Rose ***Click here to experience MegaEggz’ off the wall… Continue reading

Lost at Sea

Sail away with me. No one would find you; only the crabs in the sea. *My writings are inspired by the things I find.  Please visit my About page for the link to… Continue reading