Jerry, the pizza man, was driving when his car hit something massive.
It was dark, and it resembled a very large bird crushed under his car.
Officer Jones shook his head. “Yeah, there’s been an increase of fallen angel deaths;
it wasn’t your fault. Poor guy died from the fall.”
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*Inspired by a car accident I had on September 3rd. I was rear ended by, yeah, you guessed it — a pizza man! No one was hurt, but my poor 2012 Scion IQ looked like this after the accident: 😦
No, unfortunately, I do not get free pizza for a year! Everyone asks me that 😀 Well, yesterday, I got my cute little IQ back! ❤
All is well again, and the angels are now singing, Hallelujah! (except, of course, for the poor fallen angel in my story)
(Pizza Man photo from Depositphotos.com)
Poet Rummager 
It’s great that this story has a happy ending (but anyway free pizza wouldn’t hurt) Happy for you and wow! even you used it as inspiration for a great short tale, you’re amazing!
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You have always been so kind to me, my dear Francis! I’ve found another beautiful photo of yours on Flickr that I’ll be using for a poem very soon. Thank you for your friendship; it means so much!
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Pretty honored, a smile from Peru to you 🙂
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Freaky! I love it!! Thanks T. xo
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Hey, the weeping angels! This is my kids’ favorite ever episode of Doctor Who.
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I’ve never watched Dr. Who, but I hear it’s good!
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YUP! Mine too!
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Love the piece. Dang Pizza man! Can’t top that! (We drive a Scion XB.)
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Can’t top that! Haha! Clever girl! Yeah, we looked at an XB. Toyota has a great line of Scion cars. I like the IQ cuz of how compact it is. Thanks🌷
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You know me and puns. ;P (is that even an emoticon?) You should see today’s rune, it’s very punny. I like the IQ too, but we need to transport my senior mom, so that’s a no-go right now.
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I liked your story, darkly funny as ever. I was also interested to hear about your accident, but you didn’t give enough information about casualties — in particular, was the pizza okay?
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The pizza sustained multiple bites and was never whole again! Lol.
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Well, at least it’s gone to a better place.
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This was fantastic! I’ve stopped anticipating where the story may go! There is always an unexpected turn! Bravo!
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Thank you, Tosh! I really appreciate that! !🌜⭐️🌛
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Wonderful. 😃 You have just inspired me to write my first 50 word story. 🍺
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Thanks! Have fun!!
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Zany fun. The cop’s matter-of-fact attitude is a nice touch.
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It was very fun to write! Thanks Mel😘
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Wonderful 50 Word Story, clever twist at the end!
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