Category Archive: Silly Haiku


She cursed from the pain An arrow lodged in her chest Ah, damn you, Cupid


I heard you smiling It crackled through the concrete The sound scared my cat *Today I made our grumpy neighbor smile.  He asked me if I knew who parked a car in front… Continue reading


Last date with Freddy He keeps picking his boogers I want to vomit *I see people doing this on the bus. One of my biggest pet peeves. Ugh!

Frowner King

The throne of brooding Awaits the sulky ruler Smiles aren’t welcomed here

Angel’s Fall

Angel fell to earth She patted her head. I said, Hi! She said, Halo?   *My silly writings are inspired by the things I find.  Please click on my About page to see… Continue reading