The maiden was tied to a tree when he found her.
“What a magnificent sword you have!” She admired its length and girth.
“It’s a Wulflund.”
“Aw, you’ve even named it.”
He cut her ties; swinging her over his shoulder.
He grimaced. “Honey, this role playing is killing my back.”
*Role playing is a fantasy game played by couples in long-term relationships that aid in bringing excitement into their sex life.
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Poet Rummager 
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We all need some role playing now and then 😉
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Never play with a sharp sword. Trust me.
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Sharp swords and sharp tongues can get people into trouble. Great advice!
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fantastic
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Thank you! 🙂
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An excellent piece of sword play Rose. 💕
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En garde, darling! Thank you, Alan. ❤
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Role playing can be so much fun.
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— says an expert! 😉
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lol
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Omg. Girth.
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Haha! I’m glad you liked that word — it’s one of my favorites… so guttural. 😀
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So…thick?
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— make the best swords!
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Got it!
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Whew! I was worried for a moment there.
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Haha! I love the humor. Role playing can take a toll, but ever so worth it. ❤
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You’re so right, Merrie! It takes a lot out of you, but what fun, indeed!! 😀 ❤
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OH. Thought she meant his pecker.
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Double-entendre, darling T! Lol. Ah, I adore you and your bluntness!! 😀 😀
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Damn!
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Didn’t see that ending coming – nice surprise!
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Surprise! 🎈 🎊 🎉 I’m glad it was a pleasant one for you. xo
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Ha! Ha! Thank you
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Too funny 😃 Even read this one to hubby lol
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Hahaha! How cute!! Ah, I needn’t wonder who’ll be playing the maiden tonight! 😀
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LOL hardly! 😉
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Thanks for your encouragement. Although you are Award free, I would still like to express my appreciation of your posts by nominating you for the Blogger Appreciation Award and Blogger Recognition Award. https://karinapinella.com/2016/06/04/double-awards/
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Thanks Karina! I love your brilliant stories.
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🙂
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I like how I never know quite where your stories are going to end up. That role-playing sounds like hard work. If his back is bad, perhaps it’s time for doctors and nurses.
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Lol. They’ll need to play Doctor next; you’re quite right, BunK! 😀
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Role playing with a sword could be dangerous..but then it seems swinging her on his back was difficult too. 😉
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Poor men! Such pressure when it comes to the pleasures of the flesh. Let’s all breathe a collective sigh for them. 🙄 Lol.
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Haha 😀
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Brilliant, truly brilliant aided to well by one of Mr Fly’s magnificent sword photos.
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Mr. Fly’s photographs yield such succulent fruits. Lol. A banana comes to mind.
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My dear Poet, your imagination is running riot again.
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Hahaha! My statement about a banana is quite innocent, Paula. Fly has a banana shake recipe that he emailed just recently.
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Reblogged this on Crazy Pasta Child.
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Thanks Penney!
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Fabulous as always Rose😘
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Hi Ajaz! Thank you very much. ❤️
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Role playing
Well we all need new territory
To write
Now and than
To keep the juices flowing
Don’t you know
I gots to think about this one
Maybe sleep with my sword
The Sheldon Perspective
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Don’t cut yourself with your own sword! That would be embarrassing. ⚔🗡
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No it’s got its own sheath
It’s next to the bed just in case
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Indeed it’s easier to get rid off sharp sword shot than people with sharp words..
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I enjoy your words very much! They always make me smile. Thank you. 😊🌷
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Hehe..role playing can be really stressful at times, especially with a sword… 😀 😀
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Hi Mani! Thank you very much!! I apologize for the late reply as I don’t always get notice of comments being left. xo
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It’s absolutely okay… no worries at all… 🙂 ❤
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Thank you! ❤
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Hi Poet Rummager. So nice to hear from you Missed out on that one sounds great fun! Thank you for liking my poems “Moon! and True Love!” Peace and Best Wishes. The Foureyed Poet.
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I’m sorry — I only saw your comment today. Thank you very much.
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I can’t tell you what that does for my soul Rose
the comment you left me
Thank you very much
That poem I wrote you hit the nail so perfectly
God it’s as though you were sitting next to me saying how you felt
Thank you, Thank you
As always Sheldon
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Thanks for letting me know, Sheldon… means a lot. xo
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Fantastic stuff, made me giggle.
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I like giggling fuzz almost as much as I like the literary ones. Thank you!
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