Behind the bike shed,
he professed his love to her
as his *condom broke.
*condom is a bike term which means: n. the little plastic or rubber thing that protects your tube’s valve stem from rim damage. (BicycleSource.com)
My haiku was inspired by Silly Little Rhymes’ mesmerizing poem, Behind the Bike Sheds.
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Poet Rummager 
Clever
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Oh, thank you! 🙂 🚲 ❤
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Excellent! I think I may have ruined my keyboard with the tea I just spat all over it when I read this!!! Funny and dramatic – great job!
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I’m glad you enjoyed it, and I hope your keyboard isn’t ruined! Lol, I couldn’t have written this haiku without your amazing poem. Thank you, B. 💋 🚲
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Glad to have helped. My keyboard’s fine generally except that my ‘P’s a bit sticky. Sorry – couldn’t resist!
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LMAO! Is it a little p or a big P ?? Sorry; me, too 😀
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Depends on whether I’m pressing my ‘shift’. There – I think I killed it.
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👇🏽👌🏽 😀
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Wow! Have you done a poem just using emojis? If anyone can it’s you!
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I spat out my tea reading your comment about spitting out your tea. Mine is green. Yours? Ha ha ha.
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Mine was Earl Grey!
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I love Earl Grey. Have a good Friday. xo
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As usually, perfect! Honestly love reading your work before bed 🙂
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Thank you Tracey. Sweet dreams! 🏩
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Ha, ha…must have a good look at my latest love…my e-cycle..perfect haiku, as so often.
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E-cycles are terrific. Thanks Paula! 🚲❤️
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Nice!
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Thanks! 😊
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Well if you say so
Your a hoot
Bicycle or rubber tires
Do you shut down at nite
Or are you constantly pushing
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Shut down? What’s that? Lol. Thanks darling. 💋
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Lol. That was fun to read Rose. 🚲 🚲
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Thanks Alan💝🌷
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Rim damage? Bike could use some lube.
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Hahaha! My favorite comment of the day😀😜
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I like this smut – non smut
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Haha. Is it or isn’t it? 😃
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Hmm I think it depends what mood you are in
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Excellent answer, darling.
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Awesome Haiku !
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Thank you, Nisthur!! ❤ 🚴 🚵
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😊
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No young man need ever feel embarrassed in a drugstore again. He can simply look the clerk in the eye, smile and say, “I’d like one of those plastic or rubber things that protects your tube’s valve stem from rim damage, please. Do you sell them in packs of three?”
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Hahaha! Good one, BunK!!
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I’ve been impregnated with a large grin…this is such an entertaining and clever piece…
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Hmm, you’ve been impregnated? Lol. As long as it resulted in a large grin, then I’m sure your whole delivery was natural. Thanks! 🙂
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Yes, ear to ear and pain free, oddly enough….no labour involved at all 🙂
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😀
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Awesome choice of words.
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Haha! Thanks 🙂 🚴 🚵
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How did I miss this little gem! 🙂 Good to now my imagination is not spoiled! 😉
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Haha! It was a silly haiku. Thanks for finding it. 😘
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🙂
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