I sell collectibles and art online and often find the things I've found have hilarious and at times, dark stories to tell. It's thrilling for me to be creatively random, so always expect the unexpected in the things I share with you.
Do it as fast as you can. Get that straw. Not the fruit though. I think it’ll get clogged in your wind pipe, and I’m too far away to do the Heimlich to save you.
What?! You won’t help me if I’m choking on a banana? Lol. That straw thingy with the jello does sound like fun. I’ll have to let you know if I liked it π
Your poetry proves aging is not synonymous with amorous forfeiture. It sparks the same flame, but its literal meaning does return the physical anatomy to a resting state more quickly! π A fun read.
I just realized I got me a dirty mind!
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I’ve known that for awhile now! I see you and Buddha’s comments. Here, wash it clean – π !
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I think I may have just swooned….
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Haha! I hope you have a towel π Jello can be messy!!
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Only when you eat it correctly. π
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Wow! Lol. TouchΓ©, darling!!
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Ah, that looks so welcoming!
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Excellent.
A very enticing Haiku Rose. ππ
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Yummy strawberries! Thank you Alan π π
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Make sure you refrigerate it first!…
…I’m talking about the jello.
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Lol. We’ll have to get you another jello flavor since strawberry isn’t your favorite! Maybe apple? π π
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I don’t like jello.
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I know I tease you a lot about your pickiness, but I do admire your honesty. π
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mixed with your red spit
i wonβt my lips an inch
when you squirt it back
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My, have you been drinking a special elixer again?
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That ‘n probably listening to Nirvana’s Drain You too much. Again. Besides, I really love to eat Jell-O through a straw.
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I’ve never tried jello with a straw before! I guess you’d need a very large straw if you have slices of fruit in it the way I make it.
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Do it as fast as you can. Get that straw. Not the fruit though. I think it’ll get clogged in your wind pipe, and I’m too far away to do the Heimlich to save you.
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What?! You won’t help me if I’m choking on a banana? Lol. That straw thingy with the jello does sound like fun. I’ll have to let you know if I liked it π
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Excuse me, excuse me?
It’s best done around a table of polite people, not the banana thing, I meanβthe straw thingy thing. ;0
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Sexy ^_^
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Haha! Jello can be very sexy… especially with whip cream π
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Your poetry proves aging is not synonymous with amorous forfeiture. It sparks the same flame, but its literal meaning does return the physical anatomy to a resting state more quickly! π A fun read.
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Ah, exquisite! When I eat jello my only concern is not to drop it in my lap. And you – you write a poem!
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Haha! I just found out from another blogger that one should use a straw when eating jello. I bet that would save our clothes π
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Oh I don’t know, it might make horrible noises π
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That’s true π
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