Santa, please visit.
I’ve been good; for the most part.
You have cookies here!
🎅🏼 🎅🏼 🎅🏼 Have you been good this year?
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Santa, please visit.
I’ve been good; for the most part.
You have cookies here!
🎅🏼 🎅🏼 🎅🏼 Have you been good this year?
Poet Rummager 
A little bribery never hurts.
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How many calories does he take in, in one night, do you think? It’s probably the only night of the year he eats.
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That’s an excellent question! Lol. I’m sure he feeds some cookies to his reindeer. 🙂
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Cookies (biscuits) work every time. Lol.
A really fun Haiku Rose.
Made me smile. 😀
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Oh, thank you, Alan! Love it when you smile! ❤ 🙂
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I’m not convinced that providing processed cookies high in sugar and trans fats to a man with severe obesity would place you in the category of a “good girl.” Replace the cookies with a Mediterranean meal and be prepared to receive a new Maserati for Christmas.
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I knew I was gonna get in trouble regarding the cookies! Lol. I’ll get Santa something healthier, but no Maserati for me — too flashy and a gas guzzler, too. World peace would be nice, though. ❤️
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Have I been good? I haven’t added to my criminal record this year so for me that counts as good.
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Lol. Good job!!
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Sugar is always good
To ease the pain for being stuck in the chimney
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Ha! Really? Too much sugar can also be a reason why someone would get stuck in the chimney in the first place. 😀
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coming!!
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Oh, the syllabic straitjacket of haiku! There was just no more space to mention the carrot for Rudolph. I’m sure that would have swung it for you.
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I believe you’re right, BunK! People always forget about Rudolph 😀
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Poor fellow. 😦
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But count on lovely BunK to remember him. If Rudolph heard you, I bet his nose beamed even brighter!
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I hope so. 🙂
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I’m still discovering pieces of candy cane on my carpet…I wonder why…oh…I remember…nutcrackers are sloppy eaters.
Fact: Santa doesn’t eat cookies — he gives all donated pastries to North Pole elves — and then they convert the goods into the following: gift baskets, wrapped holiday treats…stuff like that…and then…ummm…they sell the goods back to the community (while keeping all of the ill-gotten profits).
…I mean…that’s what I would do.
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Better on the carpet than your eye, huh? 🙂 Goggles – put those on your Christmas list! Did you crush the canes with a hammer? Bet you had a good time!!
Lol. So, you’re the bad Santa! Why am I not surprised?!
Very fun film even the naughties on the list would like this Christmas. 🙂 ❤
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