Tarot book whispers,
“Read me.” Chupa Chups demand,
“Lick me.” Lucky me!
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Tarot book whispers,
“Read me.” Chupa Chups demand,
“Lick me.” Lucky me!
Poet Rummager 
Ha ha ha nice
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Thank you! 🍭💋
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(Use the Thoth deck.)
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It’s a book on Tarot cards, but I do have my own deck. Want me to read your fortune one day? 😈
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Sure. That will you some more creepy haiku material.
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Now I’m scared 😀
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I doubt anything could scare you. 🙂 Smiley face thingy!
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Wait, wait, wait, hold up — you received a piece of fan mail?…tarot cards?…lollipops?…I’m jealous! I’m going to go sit in the corner and hang my head low.
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Haha! Who’s your daddy?!
No, no, no, I won Sarah’s giveaway. She picked my name from a hat. You can leave your corner! Nothing to be sad about. Well, maybe just a little….yeah, be sad cuz the lollipops are sooooo good!! Have you had Chupa Chups before?
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I know — I should have clicked the link before commenting! I never heard of Chupa Chups.
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Well, I’d say you should try them, but knowing you, you’d probably not enjoy them. 😞 I think they’re Italian. The cool thing about them is that after you’ve eaten them, the sticks are whistles 😊
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…What are you talking about?..Oh! Right! Haha…never-mind! Yes — I think I sampled a similar whistle-like pop, but I also remember not enjoying it too much. Dum Dums are the worst…You know what they say: “You have to be dumb to like Dum Dums”. Mystery flavor? Yeah, okay — mystery flavor this ** grabs crotch, and then walks away **
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You say the sweetest things! Haha! Such a jerk….
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Yeah, well, at least you didn’t write about the grape Jolly Rancher.
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Ok. I’ll take the bait….what the heck are you talking about?
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The grape Jolly Rancher is the worst candy on the market. Try this experiment: place a bowl of randomly assorted Jolly Ranchers in a public setting, and then observe which flavor didn’t get picked. I won’t spoil the results.
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Ok. I will 🙂 Man, you crack me up. Lol. Ugh, gotta get back! Thanks for the entertainment. xo
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Go for the lollipop – when in doubt, always go for the lollipop
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Lol. So right you are, Nick darling!😘
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I had never heard of the term Chupa Chups. Once again you have broadened my worldly horizons.
Although I do not understand the meaning of this haiku, I noticed a charge on my visa card in my wife’s name for a Tarot book and a canister of assorted vibrating lollipops. She promised to clear up my lack of clarity this evening and suggested I thank you in advance. So, thank you!
No one can challenge your skill at creating the double entendre.
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Your wife sounds amazing (as well as lucky!)!! Vibrating lollipops?! Whoa — that sounds incredible 😀 Enjoy the magic, Dr. J! Lol.
Thank you, sweetest friend! xo
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Huzzah!! ☺️💜💜💜💜🎉🎉🎉🎉😆 I’m so glad everything FINALLY arrived intact! ☺️💜🎃 Enjoy! And have fun stirring up some spirits for Halloween!💜🎃💜
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I am ecstatic and wanted everyone to know how amazing you are!!! ❤
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Daw! 💜☺️ You’re too kind and I’m so very glad you’ve enjoyed everything!! 🎃💜☺️
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I’m actually visiting with FlyTrapMan now (on his blog) and telling him how I’m eating a Chupa right now!!!
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Rofl! 😂🎉 Yes!!
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Yeah, he’s never had one before! Hey, what’s your favorite flavor Jolly Ranger hard candy? It’s just a little survey I’m taking.
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They’re really hard to find now! I remember they were everywhere in the 90s! ☺️💜 I love Green Apple and Blue Raspberry! 💜
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Lucky you indeed. 🍭
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Indeed I am….YUM! More lollipops!! Thank you. xo
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Hey T!! That’s quite a tongue!! I’ll try to keep my lollipops away from it. Lol 💋 Thanks !
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LOL!
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It’s lucky you had such reasonable requests from your gifts. It’d have much worse if the Chupa Chups had asked to be read and the Tarot book wanting licking.
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Boy, I did get off lightly, didn’t I? Hahahaha!! Nice! 😀
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