A cup of coffee –
Black like your eye if you don’t
give it to me now!
- Comment
- Reblog
-
Subscribe
Subscribed
Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
A cup of coffee –
Black like your eye if you don’t
give it to me now!
Poet Rummager 
As sip my morning coffee right now, pushing away the cobwebs from sleep, I believe I shall find a way to have this haiku placed upon a coffee mug (along with credit to the author).
LikeLiked by 3 people
Oh, thank you, Doug! Enjoy your coffee and am glad you didn’t need to slap anyone to get it 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Don’t mess with your coffee, that’s clearly what you’re saying. 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Or do so, cuz I do enjoy slapping those deserving — a “harsh caress” as Dr. Jon would say 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Knowing the awesome power of caffeine deprivation, I think my more likely response would be a hasty, “Here you are! Would you like milk or sugar with that? How about a cookie?”
LikeLiked by 1 person
A man after my own heart! hahaha!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Beyond clever haiku! I used to drink raspberry chocolate truffle coffee — but I stopped — because I don’t feel like carrying around my thermos…Ahhh…the good ol’ days! I’m immune to caffeine.
Do you drink your coffee black? Or was that simply a creative exaggeration?
LikeLiked by 1 person
That truffle coffee sounds really good right now! Did you dunk your pop tarts in it? If you exercise pretty regularly, you really don’t need caffeine; I just LOVE the taste of coffee which I drink with cream but no sugar.
So, you don’t drink coffee — ever?
LikeLiked by 1 person
I literally stopped consuming coffee the exact moment I put down my thermos, which was a few months ago (yes, I dunked my Pop-Tarts)
What’s your exercise routine like? Clean and jerk? Snatch? Overhead press? Sumo deadlift…Stiff-legged deadlift?
LikeLiked by 1 person
I like my cup of coffee and would never give that up; hence the haiku. Lol.
Damn, you must weight train a lot! I thought you were talking dirty for a moment there. 😀 Yoga, elliptical and 8 lb weights — very boring and not exciting like your routine I’m sure!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Personally, I use heavy dumbbells — I don’t like using a bar.
Elliptical? Come on! Ditch that and use a jump rope.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You and jump roping! You must have a video of your jump roping routine for us to see; bet you’re really good.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m actually not that great at jump roping — I jump abnormally high — which complicates things.
I don’t have any videos, but trust me! It would be very boring.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I doubt the boring part but fine, we’ll just use our imagination. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
I share that coffee attitude LOL
LikeLiked by 1 person
YES! Do you also find that you have to alternate your slapping hand so one hand doesn’t end up bigger than the other? If you don’t, you REALLY should, Richard; trust me on this one. 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ll give it a try 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha ha ha Brilliant
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks! You a coffee drinker, Apollo?
LikeLiked by 1 person
No you can’t give me a black eye lol
LikeLiked by 1 person
😦 Lol. I would never do that – your gravatar would never forgive me!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha ha ha….you would be punching the back of my head as I never turn around he he he
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh, there’s an idea — no bruises then! Lol.
LikeLiked by 1 person
No prison life for you ha ha ha
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh, is that what that was about? I’m much too innocent to understand things like that 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
He he he
LikeLiked by 1 person
Reblogged this on One Word Whispers.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha!!! Love This!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ah, thanks Carisa!! I love your blog! xo
LikeLiked by 1 person
LikeLiked by 1 person
Now, that’s what I call a big cup of coffee! Thanks T!! Love Sylvester and Tweety is okay!
LikeLiked by 1 person
LikeLiked by 1 person
That’s color coffee love!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Lol. You drink your Peruvian coffee black, Francis?
LikeLiked by 1 person
ha, no! I don’t like coffee xP! that’s funny because near home grows the “tunki” variety, it won I think recently world best coffee contest in first place. I enjoy much more to taste your words about coffee ^_^
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you! You’re so diplomatic! Too nice to be my friend, I think 😀 Yes, I’ve heard about Peru’s coffee; congratulations on the win. xo
LikeLiked by 1 person
hehe, one day I have to try that coffee XD Besos!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Besos! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thinking about switching to unleaded after reading this.
LikeLiked by 1 person
No, you won’t — you like being slapped, remember. Lol.
LikeLike
That comment gets three slaps! Hee hee! 😬
LikeLiked by 1 person
Only three? Hmm, I must be doing something wrong!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Bahahahaha! We poets need the stuff man. It’s our addiction!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah, it is! 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
the beans ground by hand
once the water almost boils
i’ll serve you a cup
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you so much! I would be honored to share a cup of coffee with you, sir 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh, no. It cost me everything I held dear. The unexpected payback, if you will, was just a little song.
LikeLiked by 1 person
**** Ultimate Iced Coffee ****
Brew espresso in a drip coffee maker; pour it over some ice cubes in a big pitcher that has a cover; put the pitcher in the frige; pour off as wanted, with more ice in hot weather.
On the rare occasions when I want hot coffee, I zap a cup of my cold stuff in the microwave.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sounds delish! Would love you to be my coffee slave for a few days! I’d even buy you an apron and handcuffs. xo
LikeLiked by 1 person
Funny. And I understand completely.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m glad you understand! I really don’t like slapping people around😊
LikeLiked by 1 person