I sell collectibles and art online and often find the things I've found have hilarious and at times, dark stories to tell. It's thrilling for me to be creatively random, so always expect the unexpected in the things I share with you.
He’s not grumpy, he’s contemplating why he accepted the job to guard the church. Was it the money; was it the spiritual need to be closer with god; was it his girlfriend’s constant nagging and complaining and annoying voice that sounded like a drone flying uninterrupted hour after hour…. I’m sorry somehow this gargoyle reminded me of a relationship I was in many years ago. Now where were we? That’s right, he is a grumpy gargoyle!!
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This was good; but gargoyles aren’t grumpy because they’re guarding churches; they’re trying to warn people away, and they just won’t listen.
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My gargoyle IS grumpy. Don’t make me grumpy, too….
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Sorry, I was trying to make you laugh. I’m not so good at that. I’m a gargoyle myself……
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😀 😀 😀 I’m just having some fun, Oggy!
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Oggy! You’ve just branded me. Love it!
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I love branding people….I first started with cattle and got real good with hot iron.
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Now you’re scaring me, which is saying something. You should consider writing a poem about my wife…oh God, here she comes, gotta go!
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He’s not grumpy, he’s contemplating why he accepted the job to guard the church. Was it the money; was it the spiritual need to be closer with god; was it his girlfriend’s constant nagging and complaining and annoying voice that sounded like a drone flying uninterrupted hour after hour…. I’m sorry somehow this gargoyle reminded me of a relationship I was in many years ago. Now where were we? That’s right, he is a grumpy gargoyle!!
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ROTFLMAO! Now THAT was awesome, Dr, J! Really, I’m not kidding…..you’ve got to have a story blog. Thank you x 100! ❤
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His cute, poor thing…
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Thanks T! My husband brought him home for me one day. His name is Gargle. 😊
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LOL! Typo: missing “s” at end of “sucks”
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Thank you MC. What would I do without you?
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